Combining the tradition of the lesser-known Shakespearian plays, and the rambling drama of Rex Morgan M.D., comes

"The BGC ML RPG Fic!"

Conceived June 12th 2001

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Nene: Okay everyone, there aren't enough people on this list posting... so let's make it a little more lively! [grins, glancing about]. Anybody who wants to reply... just pick a character and go

Leon: Or you can make up your own, Most of you have probably played the pen and paper RPG. This is a bit different... We're basiclly going to write a contuiation of the series.

Nene: [nods and looks at each one of them] Someone had best reply to this...

Priss: And why the %&@# do I have to reply to this?!

Dr. Raven: Well Miss Rockstar, as an alternative, you could be fixing that motorcycle you TRASHED last weekend!!!

Mackie: Yeah Priss-chan, and you STILL haven't finished paying me back for it!!! You promised to pose for me so I could take some pictures, remember???

Priss: Err ... well, if you two would make them last longer aga...

[glares at Mackie and grabs his hair]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE YOU LITTLE PERVERT!!! I AGREED TO NO SUCH THING!!!

Dr. Raven: Excuse me? Does your sister know about this?

[picks up phone and starts to dial...]

Mackie: Hey, I promise you can have a copy too, ok??? ^^

Dr. Raven: What?! You think I'm some kinda dirty old man? Pfft!

[dials...]

Priss: [puts Mackie in a headlock and grins as Dr. Raven dials the phone] You're in deep now ya pervert!

Dr. Raven: Yeah, Sylia? He's at it again. Yeah? Ok. Ok. Yes. Ok.

[hangs up phone]

Dr. Raven: Mackie, you're to go straight home! That means NOW!

[Mackie leaves, pouting]

[The Garage is quiet]

Dr. Raven: So... Priss... you have plans this evening?

Priss: Forget it Pops.

Dr. Raven: Eh? Why not? I'm still young at heart!

Priss: No way.

Dr. Raven: You can call me Pops if you like?

Priss: I don't think so.

Dr. Raven: You won't have to fix that bike.

Priss: Mmmmmmmmm... nah.

Dr. Raven: I've got pictures of Linna naked...

Priss: O_o DEAL!

Dr. Raven: Sweet! [hands over pics]

Priss: Wait a sec... these are pictures of kangaroos... O_o

Dr. Raven: Yes they are. I see them at the MegaTokyo Zoo all the time, so I named them. That one's Nene, that one there is Sylia, and that one over there all by itself is you of course, and that one lying down is Linna!

Priss: This is bulls**t!

Dr. Raven: [grinning] A deal's a deal.

Priss: Sorry Pops, but I'm bustin' this deal. [rides off on a working bike]

Dr.Raven: [Waits a moment. Knocks on door to basement] OK, Sylia, you can come out now. The coast is clear.

[Door to basement training facility opens. Sylia walks out]

Sylia: Kanagroos?

Dr. Raven: I've heard a rumor about kangaroos...

Sylia: Nevermind. Whaddya say we check out the new training gear downstairs?

Dr. Raven: I thought you'd never ask. [hangs up CLOSED sign on locked front door]

Fargo: [outside, peeping through window] Grrr...

[Fargo sneaks into the garage and trips the alarm. The two rush out of the room. Sylia holds a gun to Fargo and notices who he is.]

Sylia: Fargo, what are you doing here? Our date isn't until eight o'clock.

Fargo: Yes, but I got a little jealous.

Sylia: You mean between me and... *heheh* ...him? *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Dr. Raven: I don't think it is that funny.

Fargo: Are you kidding? It's hilarious, old man!

Dr. Raven: Oh really, Mr Secret Guy? How about you tell her about YOUR secret then?

Fargo: O_O You wouldn't!?

Sylia: What secret?

Dr. Raven: Have you ever wondered... Fargo and Largo? The names seem very similar... [glares at Fargo] DON'T THEY?

Sylia: You mean?

Dr. Raven: That's RIGHT! THEY'RE BROTHERS!

Fargo: GAH! YOU OLD BASTARD!

Sylia: NO! [turns and buries head in Dr. Raven's shoulder... but doesn't cry of course]

Dr. Raven: [Still glaring at Fargo] You should have told her the truth.

Fargo: Grrr...

[flash in the room]

[they all turn in the direction of the window]

Mackie: "WOOHOO!!! This is gotta be worth something with that crazy blonde reporter! Now I'll get that date with her for sure!!!" [runs off home, like a good little boy]

Fargo: [Pleading to Sylia] Half brother. He changed his name to Brian Mason when he was little. I was going to tell you, please listen to me.

Sylia: I think you should leave.

Fargo: Please...

Dr. Raven: You heard the woman, leave.

Fargo: [mumbling on his way out] Old bastard, I hold him in confidence and he used it against me. I'll get him back for this. I swear.

Sylia: [sighing] Now where were we?

Dr. Raven: Are you ok?

Sylia: I'm fine, let's get back to work.

Dr. Raven: Uh, work?

Sylia: Yes? Was there something else?

Dr. Raven: Uhhhhhhh... wanna see some pictures of kangaroos?

Sylia: Nevermind then, I'll go tend to my perverted little brother. He's probably reading his magazines again.

[She leaves and the Doctor hangs his head.]

[Meanwhile...]

[Priss and Leon are sitting in a steak house.]

Leon: When you called me to take you out to dinner, I didn't expect you wanted a steak.

Priss: Well, you can afford it. I heard you got a raise.

Leon: How did you find out?

Priss: A little birdy told me.

Leon: Nene! >_<

Priss: No, it was that guy from Gotham City......the one with the attitude and a cape...

Leon: You mean...

Priss: No, that was the hormones in the meat talking. The mailbox told me.

[Meanwhile...]

[Mackie arrives home at Ladys633 Building]-[slams door shut behind him]

Mackie: Hey Sis? I'm home! Sis? Hello? Hmm, nobody home. That old bastard Pops, he tricked me!

[picks up phone and dials] Nene? yeah it's Mackie. My sister is out for the night. Wanna come over?

Nene: Sure, I'll bring the cake and ice-cream.

Mackie: [thinking] Always wanting to eat and nothing other than a kiss. [sigh]-[out loud] Ok, see you in a few... Bye.

Nene: Bye. [thinking] If only he knew what I want to do with the cake and ice-cream. *giggle*

[knock knock knock]

Nene: Great, who could that be? [opens the door] Linna, what are you doing here?

Linna: I just heard there's a new exhibit of kangaroos at the zoo. Wanna come?

[QUICK INTERLUDE]

Generic Boomer #1: Er....I'm not sure I like where this is going...

Generic Boomer #2: What do you mean?

Generic Boomer #1: Well, this entire situation could go DYO at any moment....

Generic Boomer #2: So what do you want to do about it?

Generic Boomer #1: We could go on a rampage.

Generic Boomer #2: That sounds like a good idea. When?

Generic Boomer #1: How about right now?

Generic Boomer #2: OK.

Generic Boomer #1: I sure hope someone is saving this. It might make a good story...

Generic Boomer #2: Or become BGPink 2: Electric Boogoloo.

Generic Boomer #1 (shudders) I hope not.......

[END OF INTERLUDE]

Nene: Naw, I'm heading over to Mackie's. 'Sides, Pops dragged me to it earlier today.

Linna: What? You know that little perverted geek is just going to have his army of cameras all over you! You're crazy, if you ask me.

Nene: I suppose you're right.

[phone rings]

Nene: Hello?

Priss: WHASSSUP???????

Nene: [sigh] That is so 5 minutes ago Priss!

Priss: Deal with it. Is Linna there?

Nene: Yeah.

Priss: Put her on...

Linna: Yes? What?! Leon is paying for dinner? I'll be there!!!

Nene: Hey wait a sec! What am I supposed to do?

Linna: I thought you were going to see Mackie?

Nene: [sighs again] Yeah.

Linna: Well, two's company, three's a crowd so...

Nene: But you and Priss and Leon makes three...

Linna: Pfft! Priss'll be history by 10 o'clock!

Nene: I see. Later then.

Linna: Later! [heads out the door]

Nene jumps on scooter and heads over to Ladys633 building...

[Meanhwile, Sylia stops at the corner store and picks up a pack of smokes, then hits the liquor store and snags a bottle of wine]

Sylia: [standing at counter of liquor store, paying] What a night...

[the door crashes in]-[a combat boomer heads for the counter...]

Boomer: You short changed me, you piece of worthless organic matter. Give me the rest or I shall roast you [opens up flame thrower weapons]

Sylia: I... think I want to be somewhere else [takes off without paying]

[Meanwhile, at the steak house across the steet...]

[Leon notices the Boomer is about to open fire.]

Leon: Get down Priss!!!

Priss: What?! Oh sh-t!

[They both duck under the table while glass flys everywhere.]

Priss: [looking accross the street and sees Sylia laying on the ground] SYLIA!!!

[She runs and Leon tries to stop her with no use.]

[Sylia sits up]

Sylia: Oh, hello Priss. Want to come with me to see the kangaroos? I love kangaroos, the way they boing boing boing around

[NARRATOR: Yes, Sylia Stingray has finally lost her marbles. Fortunately, they sell new marbles at the zoo]

Dr. Raven: SYLIA!!! [crouches down next to her and holds her tenderly] You're ok?

Priss: Of course not you old bastard. Can't you see she's taken a hit for the team here?

Dr. Raven: I'm sorry, Sylia. I'm sorry I wasn't here to protect you all these years.

Priss: Huh?

Sylia: Poppa? Is that you?

Dr. Raven: [takes off mask] Yes, I'm here Sylia.

Priss: WHAT!?

[Meanwhile, back ay Ladys633]

[knocking on door]

Nene: Mackie, open up, it's me.

Mackie: Nene? [opens door] Hi. C'mon in. [closes door]

Nene: You look white as a ghost!

Mackie: I feel weird. Like I should be somewhere else.

Nene: Mackie, don't chicken out on me now.

Mackie: No no, I mean like Sis might be in trouble or something.

[Both stand still for a moment, while Mackie closes his eyes and contemplates the strange feeling]

Mackie: Okay, it's gone now. Want something to eat?

Nene: Yeah! Whaddya got? Let's get trashed!

[Meanwhile, in the parking lot of the "Happy Fart" liquor store]

Dr. Raven, er Katsuhito Stingray: Sylia? Can you walk?

Sylia: [still dazed] Yes father.

K. Stingray: Good. Let's go home now.

Priss: This doesn't smell right. Hey, old man Stingray? What's Sylia's brothers name?

K. Stingray: [helping Sylia to her feet] Errrrr, Hentai Boy?

Priss: Good guess, but no.

K. Stingray: Ed?

Priss: Not even close.

K. Stingray: Sigmund?

Priss: Freud not! [grabs Katsuhito by the hair and pulls off another mask]

ENTIRE CAST: LARGO!!!

Largo: That's RIGHT! And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for these meddling kids!

Leon: Gotten away with what?

Largo: [realizes his plan was doomed from the start] Uhhhh, er, ah, crap! [drops Sylia with a clunk, and runs]

Sylia: [delirious] Ohhhh, somebody tie me kangaroo down.

Priss: Wow, she's messed.

Leon: Let's get her home [passes a cigarette to Priss]-[Picks up Sylia's arms]

Priss: Yeah... [takes a drag, then flicks cigarette away] Okay. [picks up Sylia's legs]

Leon: [grunting] You owe me for a steak.

Priss: [grunting] Screw you!

Leon: Okay, but first let's get Sylia home, shall we?

Priss: Grrr....

Linna: [en route to steak shop]-[car breaks down at side of the road] Ohhhhh. dammit! This happens to me EVERY TIME! Why can't I ever get a decent character building plot device?!

[A bus pulls over]-[Several half-naked men disembark the bus and approach]

[Guys with perfect teeth and muscular builds] Hi, we're the Chippendale dancers, on tour in Japan. You look like you could use some help!

Linna: Eh, heh... O_o WAIT A SEC! THIS IS LAME! This is the lamest plot device I've ever been insulted with! You guys get back on your bus and hit the road!

[Chippendale Dancers] Well, all right then. [get back on bus and drive off]

Linna: [lower lip trembling...] WAHHHHHHHH!

[crickets chirp at side of road]

Linna: [turns to crickets] SHUDDAP!!!

[Meanwhile, back at Ladys633]

Nene: C'mon Mackie, just a little more!

Mackie: [grunting]

Nene: That's it! Just a little more!

Mackie: [grunting louder]

Nene: Push harder!

Mackie: [gasps] Gimmee a break Nene! This ice cream is frozen solid! I nearly broke the scoop.

Nene: Wimp. Here give me that!

Mackie: I can do it.

Nene: No you can't, let me show you how...

[their hands touch for a moment, then the moment becomes a few seconds, then a minute]

Nene: Uhhh...

Mackie: Hmm?

Nene: The ice cream is melting...

Mackie: [in a daze] Wha?

Nene: Don't want to waste it...

Mackie: [sees that Nene is serious and lets go of the scoop]-[sighs]

[Meanwhile, back at Raven's Garage]

Dr. Raven: Well, that was a crazy night. Should known I'd get shot down, just like every other night.

Computer: Good night Dr. Raven.

Dr. Raven: Good night v728.

[Meanwhile, outside Raven's Garage]

Kangaroo 1: You sure this is the place? [checks contents of backpack]

Kangaroo 2: [checks map] Yeah, this is it.

Kangaroo 3: Okay, you all know the plan. Don't nobody mess up, got it?

All 4 Kangaroos: GOT IT!

Kangaroo 3: Okay, synchronize watches.... now! Oh, and roo 2, don't be kicking anybody while they're down. That's just wrong.

Kangaroo 2: But it's what we do.

Kangaroo 1: I don't kick anyone while they're down. Have you ever done that Roo 4?

Kangaroo 4: No. [thinks] Well, there was this time a wise guy called me a boomer...

Leon: "Minna-san, I realize the excitement for tonight has finally ended [looks towards what's left of the steak house and his date], but has anyone wandered... just for a second... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOOMER????"

Priss: "D'OH!"

Sylia: "zzzzz..."

Dr. Stingray/Raven/Largo: [evil laughter from across the street]

[Meanwhile...]

Mackie: "Nene!!! [pant pant] I got it, here it comes, GET READY!!!"

Nene: "WAAAAAAA!!!!"

Mackie: [one quick motion manages to break off a scoop with ice cream from the tub and launches it at her]