"The KS Are Kanagroos - Part II"

Doctor's Notes: This was originally posted to the alt.fan.bgcrisis newsgroup during early May 2001. It was not originally intended to be a story of any kind, but Jeanne Hedge very cleverly snipped out the running story bits, and then smushed... er, that's not a very technical term... how about, edited??? the various bits together into the glorious mess you see below ;)

P.S. The whole Kangaroo thing is officially Out Of Hand.

From the alt.fan.bgcrisis news thread so wrongly entitled "Re: tech drawings of hardsuits needed, does any one know where i..."

[peanut gallery] Aparrently, Yumeko rescued "Pops", because he is back at Raven's Garage. So tell me "Pops", did you pay Mackie extra, because he ran the place completely while you were gone?

[Yumeko] 'Twas no problem, really. I mean, a car with a plate saying "BUUMABAD" *must* draw suspicions ;)

[Dr. Raven] Heh! Thanks Yumeko ;) (a kidnapping and a new website all in one week... I need a vacation!)

[Yumeko] Aw, poor Jii-san. ^.^ *pats him on the back, then slowly climbs back into her hardsuit*

[Dr. Raven] THAT'S...

[suddenly yawns]

[lies down on nice comfy couch in the basement training area]

... doctor...

Zzzzzzzzzzz...

*puts blankie over Jii-san and turns out the lights*

[Yumeko] The guy should rest more often, especially at his age. ^_^

[Linna] Yeah, 'specially with you around.

[Yumeko] ?!

[Priss, lead pipe in hand] Oh. That's what it was. Damn, thought there was a Jigglypuff here that I could practice my batting on....

[Yumeko (imitating Jigglypuff's singing)] Jiiiiigalyyypuuuuuufffff....*falls over laughing*

[Priss, pipe in hand] *makes a pretend swing at Yumeko's head with the pipe.*

[Yumeko] Whoa!! *jumping back* Well, now I'm wondering what you woulda done if I was saying "pika pika" instead. o.o; *getting into hardsuit*

[Priss] *Laugh* Then I'd have to plant a knuckle bomb up your ass ;P

[Yumeko] Heh...hehe....^^;

[Linna] Why do you have to hide in your hardsuit, you don't think you can take on Priss with out it? Come on, she's a lot older than you.

[Priss] *choke cough* That's it Linna, you are *so* not getting any tonight....

[Linna] That's what you get for sleeping with Sylia.

[Sylia] *spitting out her tea* What? How'd you find out?

[Linna] You wont believe what Nene will give up for a little cake.

[Nene] Why do you have to bring me into this?

...hop, hop, hop...

[Kangaroo] O_o

...hop, hop, hop...

[Yumeko] Well, at least no one knows anything about us, eh, Micchan?

[Michiko] I suppose...o.o;

[peanut gallery #1] Proposal: from now on, any gratuitous sapphistry in afbgc may be decried with a simple [boing] (this being the sound made by cartoon kangaroos, of course ;)

To demonstrate:

The above : [boing]

Discussing "Adolescence of Utena" : [boing!]

"Linna Loves Nene" : [boing] [boing]

BGPink : [boing!] DYO! [boing] DYO! [boing] DYO! Doctor's Note: Thus the unwritten Rules of A.F.BGC were finally documented!

[peanut gallery #2] Well, if you're going to use a sound effect to refer to sex, sapphistry or not, I guess you couldn't do much better than [boing!][boing!][boing!]

[peanut gallery #3]Yes, "boing" is a better sound than "hop" for a kangaroo. A "hop" sound applies better to rabbits.

Er, wait a sec...

[Priss] *Tightens her grip on the metal pipe* Oohhhh Nene.....

[Nene] Heheh-oh boy. ^^;;;;;;;

[Priss] *Sweet smile* Can I see you outside? I knew I could.

[Sylia] *cracking whip* Priss, what have I told you about beating up my little Nene?

[Priss] Yeah, whatever. Jeez, I can never get any fun here....

[Nene] Uh-oh, you're in for it now. =3Dp

[Priss] Oh, please, you treat your cheesecakes harsher than Sylia dishes out punishment

[Mackie] Boing, boing, boing...

[Sylia] Will you stop that! You'd think I was going to do it to you, again.

[Yumeko] This looks like this could be fun. ^_^ *standing back to watch the action*

[Off-stage left] boing!

[Yumeko] I believe a DYO! would be appropriate about now...*running*

[Dr. Raven] You must be in pretty good shape with all the running you do ;)

And no, a DYO is not appropriate here. It is much more appropriate to use a boing, boing, boing... here instead :)

[Yumeko] Enough with the boingy-boingy stuff, yeesh! o.o;