Exclusive: We're the only ones who have the documentation.
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
A fault tolerant system must report the faults even as it tolerates them.
A)bort, R)etry or S)elf-destruct?
Advanced design: Upper management doesn't understand it.
Any nitwit can understand computers. Many do. - Ted Nelson
Any program that runs right is obsolete.
Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
C:BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:EXOR.SYS
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
Diagnostics are the programs that run when nothing else will.
Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
Having UPS installed does NOT mean that a courier will immediately deliver you a new server when the old one breaks!
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